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The Hilarious Original Blow Up Sheep!

Our Love Ewe Inflatable Sheep is the only life-sized, high quality and anatomically correct sheep adorned with red garters, fishnet stockings, and lipstick. Parties, gag-gifts, and more… it’s one big sheep for all of your blow-up sheep needs!

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Select your very own sheep. Finally!

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Give the gift of blow up sheep to everyone you know with a sense of humor. One sheep fits all!

LIFE SIZED:
3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long!

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She’s tuckered out our ranch hands and is looking for a meaningful relationship today!

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She’s not looking for Farmer Right. She’s looking for Farmer Right Now.

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Don’t let these garters fool you, this sheep isn’t on Tinder tonight. If you like it, put a ring on it.

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3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long!

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* There’s no actual difference between any of our inflatable love sheep except their perceived level of desire. We are ridiculously humored by this.

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Inflatable Sheep Specs

The scientists, engineers and geniuses at Muttonbone believe that sodomizing an inflatable sheep should be a wonderful experience for everyone concerned. The Love Ewe was created for that very special time when one embraces their inner-shepherd and seizes the supple thighs of destiny.

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Love Ewe blow up sheep features diagram

A: Vanity Flap

another Love Ewe blow up sheep features diagram

…or “tail”. The vanity flap is there to keep the sexual tension and mystery alive between you and your sheep.

B: Garter Belt

Provides the best approximation of where a sheep’s waist is. Arousal is critical in consummating an act with a Love Ewe—an errant glimpse of oneself “inflagrante delicto” with the sheep in a mirror can quickly dampen the fires of passion. That’s why we’ve selected a bright shade of Amsterdam Red lipstick that complements our patented painted on fishnet stockings to keep the Love Ewe looking alluring from both ends at all times.

Blog: Letters to our Shepherd and more!

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January 18, 2016
What’s in your hole?
Sometimes the simplest question leads us down the rabbit hole of our sheep. Read
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December 8, 2015
Alcohol + Sheep + Canoe = Worst Google Search Ever
What started as a simple canoe trip with sheep and Jell-o Shots ends in a new career path. Read
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August 21, 2015
Love Ew-Ewe! Come out and Play-ay!
A new look! A new site! Nine unarmed guys trying to get their sheep back to Brooklyn!!! Read
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We’re dying to tell you more about our wonderful sheep.

He said: “I sell blow up sheep.”
She said: “Oh really? Tell me more.”

This is not really how the conversation goes—ever—but there are many questions that are oft asked about our love sheep and we go above and beyond in answering them. If ewe have any other questions at all we’re all ears! Not really. I mean we have other parts. It would look really weird if we were just made of ears.

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Our blow-up sheep vs. the competition!

In test after test, our sheep humps the competition. The actual size of our sheep is 3x larger than any other inflatable sheep on the market.

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Approved by P.E.T.E.R.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Erotic Ruminants.

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What do you mean by “anatomically correct?”

Just what you think it means.

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Yes. This is the original inflatable sheep.

We’ve been serving fine sheep since 1995. Don’t accept any imitations–a few cheap knockoffs of our original Love Ewe do blow up from time to time. If it is not made by Muttonbone Productions, Inc., it’s just inflatable tofu. (Coming soon: Inflatable Tofu!)

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Why an inflatable love sheep?

The sheep has had a special relationship with man since the dawn of history. For thousands of years, shepherds, farmers, and fraternity pledges have sought the comforts of a convenient sheep when a woman was unavailable. We happen to think this is truly revolting, so as a public service (and a shameless attempt to profit from this bizarre phenomenon) we created the Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep. We fully intend that the Love Ewe be used solely as a gag gift or home adornment.

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