SHEEP SALES ARE CLOSED DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS. SORRY. BACK SOON.

Our head shepherd answers your real life love ewe letters

Aside from selling blow-up sheep, sometimes we just enjoy messing with you. We really love you people.

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January 18, 2016

What’s in your hole?

Sometimes the simplest question leads us down the rabbit hole of our sheep. Read

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December 8, 2015

Alcohol + Sheep + Canoe = Worst Google Search Ever

What started as a simple canoe trip with sheep and Jell-o Shots ends in a new career path. Read

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August 21, 2015

Love Ew-Ewe! Come out and Play-ay!

A new look! A new site! Nine unarmed guys trying to get their sheep back to Brooklyn!!! Read

August 10, 2015

Ewe Oughta Be in Pictures

They asked us for a sheep and we made sure they knew exactly what they were getting in the bargain. Read

Big Sheep on Campus

Student asks if she can send a sheep to her professor anonymously. What a great… err, terrible idea… Read

A Sheep for the Holidays

Although saddened to tell our customer that no one will deliver sheep on Thanksgiving, we found time to pen a note of remorse through our tears. Read

Wexley School for Girls Party Pics

“Can we have 30 sheep for a party?” Hells yeah! Read

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Fast Sheep Delivery

Jeff needs, craves and must have his sheep immediately. Like now. Right damned now! Read

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QVC sells blow-up Sheep? Nope.

Should we sell our sheep on QVC? You be the judge. No, wait, we'll be the judge! You go get a sandwich or something. Read

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February 13, 2015

Do your sheep defy the laws of physics?

The rigorous training our sheep must endure to pass inspection here on the farm is brought to light. Read