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From: “Jeff XXXXX” <>
Date: March 12, 2015 1:19:45 PM at 1:20:18 PM CDT
Subject: Overnight Delivery

Can you do Over night deliveries, didn’t see that option on check out?


From: Al Ranchhand <>
Date: March 12, 2015 at 1:39:12 PM CDT
To: Jeff XXXXX” <>
Re: Overnight Delivery
Hi Jeff,

I’m sorry to say that we do not. Not yet at least. It’s a pretty small operation here. We’ll have that set up eventually, but not right now. I mean we understand the need, the craving, the outright lunacy that goes through ones mind when faced with our product…. Where has this been all my life? I must have one now! Why don’t I have one now? What kind of world do I live in that I would have to wait business 3-5 days for such a wonderful thing? It’s not fair. It’s not right. It’s just not damn right. Listen sheepherder. You listen to me! I want overnight or, better yet, same day shipping now! I must have that sheep in my mailbox before I die. I could die at any moment and my last breath will be spent cursing you and your postal logistics…

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Again, I apologize for this turmoil you have been through, Jeff. I hope you will still consider buying our sheep and I thank you warmly for considering your purchase to begin with.

Farewell Jeff. Farewell you dreamer of speedy sheep,
Al Ranchhand

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