From: “Mary XXXXX” <XXXXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
Date: April 23, 2015 at 01:43:44 PM
The red fishnets might be a deal breaker for purchase decision. I hope to see these soon on QVC. Perfect market, huh?
You are the best.
Mary XXXXX, soon to be orderer
PS: your site, esp. copy is stellar.
From: Al Ranchhand <email@example.com>
Date: April 23, 2015 at 04:32:51 PM
To: “Mary XXXXX” <XXXXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
Mary, I want you to close your eyes. Think about counting sheep as they jump over a fence. Count them… 1, 2 , 3 , 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, STOP!
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Now Mary, what are those sheep wearing? They’re not wearing anything, are they Mary? Those sheep are flaunting their nakedness to the world and that’s not shameful to you or anyone else counting those sheep along with you.
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Our sheep have the decency to show a little decorum if not outright fashion sense whilst prancing in their well thought out garb. And they don’t just let anyone count them. When you receive The Love Ewe, she is yours to count and yours alone. She is The One and she is yours ad infinitum.
About to call QVC,