Contact us, Baby!

Please contact us with questions or comments you have.

Orders, pricing, or shipping:

» orders@muttonbone.com

General corporate information or inquiries:

» info@muttonbone.com

Bulk orders or special requests for entertainment, parties, and events:

» orders@muttonbone.com

Our website:

» webmaster@muttonbone.com

Personal comments about our product:

» ithinkthat@muttonbone.com

Do you want to call us?

» 1 (929) 267-3250. Sorry. It’s a machine. Unfortunately, this is not a vast empire that we can live off of. We have day jobs. I know, it’s surprising that we don’t sell a billion of these a day. Please leave cialis your name and email address along with your phone number. We’ll get back to you faster than you think. Email gets an almost immediate response.

Do you want to call and lie to us about improving our search engine rank?

Make an attempt to stop yourself. There is no way to get us to believe you.

We can’t tell you how excited we are about the prospect of hearing from all of you perverts. Actually, just thinking about it gives us the willies.