Okay, we know there are those of you out there who are just bursting with all sorts of questions for us. If you don’t see yours here, you can contact us any time.
In test after test, our sheep humps the competition. The actual size of our sheep is 3x larger than any other inflatable sheep on the market.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Erotic Ruminants.
Just what you think it means.
We’ve been serving fine sheep since 1995. Don’t accept any imitations–a few cheap knockoffs of our original Love Ewe do blow up from time to time. If it is not made by Muttonbone Productions, Inc., it’s just inflatable tofu. (Coming soon: Inflatable Tofu!)
The sheep has had a special relationship with man since the dawn of history. For thousands of years, shepherds, farmers, and fraternity pledges have sought the comforts of a convenient sheep when a woman was unavailable. We happen to think this is truly revolting, so as a public service (and a shameless attempt to profit from this bizarre phenomenon) we created the Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep. We fully intend that the Love Ewe be used solely as a gag gift or home adornment.
Get one for yourself, your boss, your buddy, or that guy in the next cubicle who won’t shut the hell up. The Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep is for everyone you love.
The Love Ewe is always a hit at parties and makes great gag gifts for Holiday, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Birthday, Retirement parties. Who expects to come home and find that “other woman” is actually a blow up sheep? Who thinks that their car is going to be full of sheep when they open the door? The Love Ewe is always a surprise!
Our Muttonbone Productions, Inc. research department did extensive research into the subject (actually, we looked in a few encyclopedias). We determined that real live sheep are, on average, about three and a half feet tall at the shoulder and about four feet from nose to tail. Ergo, our blow-up sheep is about the same size (which is actually pretty darned big).
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You know, just thinking about you people makes us want to take a bath.
The Love Ewe is made of tough, heavy-duty vinyl, similar to the stuff used to make good inflatable swimming pools. A word of caution, however: The Love Ewe is not indestructible (if it were, we’d be selling them to the Defense Department, not to you people). Please do not over-inflate, puncture, or incinerate. Do not use Love Ewe as a flotation device. Also, the Love Ewe is NOT A CHILDREN’S TOY. Please keep out of reach of children, for as with any vinyl or plastic product, it could pose a suffocation hazard.
Physically? Nothing. The only real difference is their perceived level of desire. Also, it made us laugh when we thought of it.
We certainly hope not. Remember, people, this is meant to be a gag, not an inflatable barnyard date. We know that for some of you the Love Ewe is a real turn-on. We just hope that you keep taking your medication.